"Given that he hasn't yet responded to the alert that would have gone to his item, I assume he's in a coma or - otherwise unavailable."
You know. Vanished.
"I came in this morning, saw you in the coffin and found Betelgeuse unconscious under a table."
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"Given that he hasn't yet responded to the alert that would have gone to his item, I assume he's in a coma or - otherwise unavailable."
You know. Vanished.
"I came in this morning, saw you in the coffin and found Betelgeuse unconscious under a table."