"...I understand why you did it. And I understand why you asked him to
help. After he recovered from the cold water I threw at him, we actually
had a...somewhat productive conversation."
Sorry Elijah, Rhys's whole face is crumpling in sympathy at that. Elijah might not have known how Betelgeuse reacts to water, but Rhys definitely does.
"And you managed to have a conversation with him afterwards?"
This is emphatic, even though this knows Elijah will have done it because it was the right thing to do, and not specifically for him,
"Yeah, he is-- pretty much the most emotionally volatile person I've ever met. He's just-- no one could see him or hear him for thousands of years, and I'm pretty sure he's just been getting sadder and angrier and more lonely, with no like-- touchstone for what a normal way to express that is, or how to deal with it, or where to direct it."
"So... does this mean you two are getting along now?" Rhys asks, smile tugging at the corner of his mouth, "Sorry, I know that's the most selfish possible takeaway from this, but I think-- sometimes he's kind of jealous of you. It'd be really nice if you two felt okay with each other."
This is an absent sort of thought. Something he wouldn't bring up if he wasn't death tolling and they weren't talking about it, because it feels so crass to talk about how nice it would be for you if your boyfriends got along.
"Jealous?" This isn't a surprise in the larger sense - he knows he's an
extremely impressive human, thank you - but from Betelgeuse? Yes, a
little. "Why?"
"Pretty sure he thinks of you as my real boyfriend." Rhys answers, "Which, just to be clear - you definitely are. But not as a binary opposite to him. He's not an asshole about it, it's just-- a vibe I get."
Elijah has entertained some momentary insecurities along the same basic
lines - that Betelgeuse is the real boyfriend and he's the leftovers that
Rhys can't bring himself to break up with - but that's not something to say
right now. Or ever.
"He's a very different person when he's away from an audience. I think
we're...getting along."
The kind of person Betelgeuse is. Rhys was prepared for low stakes comedy sex with his horny murderer, not for forging a deep emotional bond with someone who hasn't had one of those in thousands of years.
"I'm glad. All his other friends are... " He doesn't want to say idiots, because Hange and Bill aren't idiots, but they are all sort of on the same terrible impulsive spectrum that Rhys is on, "...He'd just be lucky to know you. And-- I like that you get to know this guy who's in my life so much."
"It worked out well for us," he concedes, with a small thin smile. "I don't
think I would have been quite that explicit about my level of comfort
with your prosthetics, otherwise."
Fortunately for both of them, Elijah works out and Rhys is missing his
heaviest limb. He'll wake up in the much more comfortable environment of
Elijah's bed, later.
The next few days, Rhys weaves in and out of consciousness. The lack of pain is deceptive enough that he makes the mistake of heading out to try and grab food for himself too quickly, and catches himself waking up in one of the stairwells an indeterminate amount of time after.
After that he doesn't try again. Just lets himself stay down and be doted on by Elijah.
He waits until the first day that he finds he can stay awake for more than eight hours. That's why he leaves it until the evening before he suggests to Elijah:
"Uh, hey I was thinking-- the sooner I get used to having the weight back on my shoulder the better. You think you could help me fit that new prototype I've been working on? "
Elijah hasn't been around constantly - Rhys won't get better faster for him
being underfoot, after all. He does curtail his hours at the lab slightly,
though, and leaves a note to let his handful of potential patients know how
he can be contacted.
Mostly he just doesn't want Rhys to pass out, hit his head on an
unfortunately located piece of furniture and end up having to undergo all
this again.
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"Yeah. If you did this and didn't tell me-- I guess I wouldn't exactly be delighted."
Worried if he was feeling generous, potentially-- kind of hurt, if Elijah was trying to hide something like this from him.
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"...I understand why you did it. And I understand why you asked him to help. After he recovered from the cold water I threw at him, we actually had a...somewhat productive conversation."
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Sorry Elijah, Rhys's whole face is crumpling in sympathy at that. Elijah might not have known how Betelgeuse reacts to water, but Rhys definitely does.
"And you managed to have a conversation with him afterwards?"
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"He had a panic attack. I talked him through it."
Because he definitely knows how that looks and feels, these days.
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This is emphatic, even though this knows Elijah will have done it because it was the right thing to do, and not specifically for him,
"Yeah, he is-- pretty much the most emotionally volatile person I've ever met. He's just-- no one could see him or hear him for thousands of years, and I'm pretty sure he's just been getting sadder and angrier and more lonely, with no like-- touchstone for what a normal way to express that is, or how to deal with it, or where to direct it."
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"Our talk...touched on that, actually," he says. "He was more forthcoming than expected. I won't say anything more about the exact details."
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This is an absent sort of thought. Something he wouldn't bring up if he wasn't death tolling and they weren't talking about it, because it feels so crass to talk about how nice it would be for you if your boyfriends got along.
But it's still true. It would be nice.
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"Jealous?" This isn't a surprise in the larger sense - he knows he's an extremely impressive human, thank you - but from Betelgeuse? Yes, a little. "Why?"
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"Ah."
Elijah has entertained some momentary insecurities along the same basic lines - that Betelgeuse is the real boyfriend and he's the leftovers that Rhys can't bring himself to break up with - but that's not something to say right now. Or ever.
"He's a very different person when he's away from an audience. I think we're...getting along."
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The kind of person Betelgeuse is. Rhys was prepared for low stakes comedy sex with his horny murderer, not for forging a deep emotional bond with someone who hasn't had one of those in thousands of years.
"I'm glad. All his other friends are... " He doesn't want to say idiots, because Hange and Bill aren't idiots, but they are all sort of on the same terrible impulsive spectrum that Rhys is on, "...He'd just be lucky to know you. And-- I like that you get to know this guy who's in my life so much."
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"I feel the same," he agrees. "Maybe the three of us should have dinner sometime? So we can....form a more mutual understanding."
That isn't a euphemism for anything, though he realises that Betelgeuse might take it as one if that's how he's told.
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Pause. Then, because hope springs eternal:
"Unless you really got along with him."
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Elijah just coughs out a laugh and indulges him because he's death tolling.
"It wasn't that long a conversation."
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About wanting to sleep with Robots. Rhys has preferences.
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"About fucking robots, on my first day here, only to be verbally attacked by Bill Cipher by having not been here long enough to earn the opportunity."
Yes, he remembers.
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Rhys also wanted Kamski to fuck a robot.
Or a cyborg, but close enough.
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"It worked out well for us," he concedes, with a small thin smile. "I don't think I would have been quite that explicit about my level of comfort with your prosthetics, otherwise."
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Rhys tries to shoot Elijah a lazy smile, but ends up having to stifle a yawn instead. It's hard to be sexy when his whole body just wants to pass out.
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Elijah shakes his head.
"You're going to throw out your back if you sleep here. Do you think you can stand so I can help you back to my cabin?"
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Blinks once.
Twice.
And immediately the tension drains out of his limbs as he slides sideways again, fully unconscious.
It's a pretty painless death toll, but no less incapacitating.
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Fortunately for both of them, Elijah works out and Rhys is missing his heaviest limb. He'll wake up in the much more comfortable environment of Elijah's bed, later.
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After that he doesn't try again. Just lets himself stay down and be doted on by Elijah.
He waits until the first day that he finds he can stay awake for more than eight hours. That's why he leaves it until the evening before he suggests to Elijah:
"Uh, hey I was thinking-- the sooner I get used to having the weight back on my shoulder the better. You think you could help me fit that new prototype I've been working on? "
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Elijah hasn't been around constantly - Rhys won't get better faster for him being underfoot, after all. He does curtail his hours at the lab slightly, though, and leaves a note to let his handful of potential patients know how he can be contacted.
Mostly he just doesn't want Rhys to pass out, hit his head on an unfortunately located piece of furniture and end up having to undergo all this again.
The request, when it comes, isn't much surprise.
"Yes, of course. Tonight?"
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And he's only going to be operating one out of the three arms potentially helping with the reattachment.
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